My kids love to check out books about dogs from the school library. Just the other day, Reese brought home an encyclopedia-sized Dog Breeding book, and while it was here, the kids couldn’t get enough of it. Reese even agreed to play with my hair (the ultimate mom-pampering time) if I would read her a chapter about a white fluffy dog that her friend from school has told her stories about.
After we were done reading, the boys gathered around Reese and her book to look through the pictures. Across the room, I heard AJ say, “Is that a Penis Dog?” My ears popped up, and I listened, suppressing a giggle, while Reese calmly asked, “Oh, do you mean a Wiener Dog?”
AJ laughed, “Oh, yeah! A Wiener Dog!”
I thought the short “penis dog” conversation was funny enough when I thought they were looking at a picture like this:
I even tweeted about how funny I thought AJ was for calling a Daschund such a name. He WAS using correct terms, after all.
When Reese handed me the book and I saw the picture that actually inspired the name “Penis Dog” I couldn’t stop laughing.
Really? This kid is observant.
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camille Duckworth says
Lol, this is great. Just today I was driving and pointed out to my kids a HUGE Dog in a truck next to us. He was standing on his hind legs with his front paws on the edge of the truck. As we pull away from the light we were stopped at my 3 year old says in his 3 year old jabber “Uh that funny a nah penis!?” All I could understand was penis then I said yes and he replied ” uh nat funny?” I wish I knew all exactly what he was trying to say, but I loved that of all the things he noticed with that HUGE dog was what was under!
Rachel Ferrucci says
OMG that is priceless!! LMAO!! This needs to go in the baby book
Susie's Homemade says
LOL!! That is hilarious!!!
Shana says
haha oh my goodness I automatically thought they were also talking about a wiener dog, but that is just hilarious they were actually talking about a shar pei!
Lolli says
I’m glad you guys could enjoy it. :) Can’t you just imagine AJ saying that? Straight faced, and everything!
Andrea says
Mom was laughing out loud up here so I came up to see what was all the fuss. Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious post!!!!!!!!
Carissa says
Oh.My.Gosh. Hilarious.
I just commented on MooshinIndy’s post yesterday about a uterus compared to a kid’s sock for first pregnancy and then to a large, stretched out man’s sock for 2nd pregnancy. totally reminds me of that…
FUNNY!!!
Jennifer Bullock says
OMG, I don’t have any boys but I think I would be rolling on the floor!! That’s hilarious!!! You need to record everything your children say!
Amelia says
HAHA Too funny!!!!
Lolli says
Yay! Days are better when started off with a smile. :)
Lolli says
It was too funny not to share, despite the risk of being targeted with bad spam because of the use of penis. :)
Lolli says
I love making people fall out of their chairs. :)
Michelle Saunderson says
OMG I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I love it. Out of the mouth of babes.
Pam says
OMG–LOL LOL LOL That is PRICELESS!
Beverly - Green Gracie Home says
Thank you for starting my day off with a smile…too cute! Love when they say something so innocent and so funny!
Lolli says
Amen to that! Haha!
Lolli says
How funny that you would come read this post! LOL. Yes, you would know what they look like…
Lolli says
I’m glad I could amuse. Seriously, I need to blog more of the things my son says….
dysfunctional mom says
Bahahaha! This is why mens’ naked bodies just don’t do for women, what naked chicks do for men. It ain’t cute! ROFL
Kate @ SurroundedbyPenises says
bahahahahaha I totally “get” how that mistake could happen. Being surrounded by penises after all, the resemblance is uncanny lmao I’ll be laughing at that all week!
Christan/MamaBearPing says
Oh my. Your tweets intrigued me. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day. And probably tomorrow too.