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25 Ways to Annoy Your Mom

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 by Lolli 32 Comments

Kids have an amazing ability to be annoying. Your kids don’t do any of these things, do they?

25 ways to annoy your mom

  1. Stand next to her bed while she’s sleeping and whisper “Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.” until she wakes up.
  2. Stand next to her bed while she’s sleeping and poke her arm – gently – until she wakes up.
  3. Wake up crying (or throwing up or with a wet bed or a bad dream) 30 minutes after she’s fallen asleep.
  4. Stand at her shoulder while she’s working on the computer and just wait.
  5. Ask her if you can play on the computer every 2.5 minutes.
  6. Makes sure to carry out the “O” in “mom” every time you call her name (“Moooooo-ooooom?”)
  7. Pick your nose and wipe it on her shirt.
  8. Pick your nose and wipe it on the blanket you are sharing.
  9. Pick your nose and wipe it on the wall when no one is looking.
  10. Whine that you are hungry and then make Mom guess what you want to eat.
  11. Hide one shoe every morning.
  12. Pee on the toilet seat and leave it there for Mom to find when she uses the bathroom.
  13. Wait to do your homework until 5 minutes before you’re supposed to leave for school.
  14. Describe every minute detail and feature of your favorite toy or video game.
  15. Ask for every 5th thing you see on the shelf at the grocery store.
  16. Cough in the mixing bowl while mom is making dinner.
  17. Ask for a drink of milk and then leave it on the counter for mom to find a couple hours later.
  18. Make sure you ask for mom every time you need something. Dad will NOT do.
  19. Sleep in every morning except Saturday and Sunday.
  20. Smile like a chipmunk every time the camera comes out.
  21. Track mud in the house after she has just finished vacuuming.
  22. Ask her to explain the meaning of every word you don’t know.
  23. Ask her why.
  24. Change your clothes at least 3 times a day.
  25. Say everything in a high pitched, baby voice.

Not that I have experience with any of these things…..

Did you ever annoy your mom when you were a kid?

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I became a mom in 1996, and in 2005 I had my fifth. Yes, 5 kids. In 2007, this blog was born (my 6th baby that will never grow up) and I've been sharing recipes, photography tricks, parenting tips, and everything in between. (Formerly Better in Bulk)

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Comments

  1. Twinpossible says

    Friday, February 11, 2011 at 7:18 am

    And so goes the story of my life. Are you living inside of my home, stalking my family? LOL. This sounds like my family to a tee. Most of these happen on a daily basis. You got to love those kiddies! I’m going to have to buzz about this one tomorrow.

    Good seed my friend. New friend/follower here.

    Shelly

    https://www.twinpossible.com/blog

  2. Lolli says

    Saturday, February 5, 2011 at 11:24 am

    I’m so glad it could bring some laughs to your Friday night. Thanks for the buzz! :) Hope to see you again!

  3. Jodi Shaw says

    Saturday, February 5, 2011 at 2:02 am

    I love this post! So much in fact I buzzed about it – thanks for the great ideas! Made my Friday night with some great laughter!

  4. Rebecca says

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Ah, a seasoned mother. Your children look so young! They must be prodigies. LOL

    I’m a new follower. I love your blog!!!

  5. Lolli says

    Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    I love your addition. I mean, I hate it. Kids change their minds WAY too often. By the way, I’m glad you like the list. That makes me happy!

  6. Julie says

    Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    26. Ask for your “favroite dinner” and then decide, after the first taste, that you don’t like it anymore

    GREAT list. Probably one of my favorite posts. Ever.

  7. Michelle Saunderson says

    Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Thank goodness my kids have outgrown most of those. Now I annoy them by dancing in the car.

  8. LeAnn says

    Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    I am so glad that my seventeen year old finally outgrew all of this… last week. ;)

  9. Melinda says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    that was really cute! #1 is my favorite, maybe because it hits close to home LOL

  10. Valerie @CharmedValerie says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    no words for you….just hugs.

  11. Tricia says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Oh.Good.Golly. You are soooo right on with this list. Quite comprehensive.

  12. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    They are all the same, aren’t they? Good to see you!!

  13. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Oh, I can believe it. I’ve got 2 teen/tween daughters. Although, it’s the elementary aged kids who really get me most of the time!

  14. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    I’ll be over to remove the camera tomorrow. It was tough to get it set up without you seeing me. ;)

  15. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Ha! Yes, I snuck into your house and installed a video camera. I can turn on the monitor and see what your kids are doing anytime I want to….You know, when it’s too quiet around my house of 5 kids. ;)

  16. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Yes–it just becomes too much, doesn’t it? :)

  17. Brandie says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    You must have the kids as I do! haha

  18. hip chick says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Just wait till the teen years….you can’t even believe the things they think of to annoy you then!

  19. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    And I could keep going on and on and on. ;)

  20. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    Why is it never, “No! I want DADDY to get it for me!” or “I want Daddy to tuck me in! Go away, Mommy!” ?

  21. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Oh boy! Please don’t tell her where you got the ideas. ;)

  22. Candice @ Fashionably Organized says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    It’s really sad that out of those 25, 20 pertain to me. While I love you please remove the camera from my home.

  23. Jen says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Wait, are you at my house? ;)

  24. Jennifer Bullock says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    How funny!! We deal with the why thing allllllllllllllll day long, I swear Miss A doesn’t speak in anything but questions….it’s good but at the same time I need a break!! Funny post L!

  25. Bluestocking says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Ha ha ha. No you have no experience with that at all.

  26. Roo says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Ha! All of them. SO. TRUE.

  27. Claudia says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    We’re going through a #18 at our house right now – every single day.

  28. Marinka says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Thanks for the ideas! I can’t wait to try them out on my mom!

  29. Lolli says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    I keep thinking of more. Like “Spit your toothpaste on the side of the sink” or “Unroll the toilet paper and leave it in a pile next to the toilet.”

  30. Gena Morris says

    Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    LOL How about “Open the door when someone knocks without any clothes on”. LOL Loved this post!

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