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25 Ways to Annoy Your Mom

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Kids have an amazing ability to be annoying. Your kids don’t do any of these things, do they?

25 ways to annoy your mom

  1. Stand next to her bed while she’s sleeping and whisper “Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.” until she wakes up.
  2. Stand next to her bed while she’s sleeping and poke her arm – gently – until she wakes up.
  3. Wake up crying (or throwing up or with a wet bed or a bad dream) 30 minutes after she’s fallen asleep.
  4. Stand at her shoulder while she’s working on the computer and just wait.
  5. Ask her if you can play on the computer every 2.5 minutes.
  6. Makes sure to carry out the “O” in “mom” every time you call her name (“Moooooo-ooooom?”)
  7. Pick your nose and wipe it on her shirt.
  8. Pick your nose and wipe it on the blanket you are sharing.
  9. Pick your nose and wipe it on the wall when no one is looking.
  10. Whine that you are hungry and then make Mom guess what you want to eat.
  11. Hide one shoe every morning.
  12. Pee on the toilet seat and leave it there for Mom to find when she uses the bathroom.
  13. Wait to do your homework until 5 minutes before you’re supposed to leave for school.
  14. Describe every minute detail and feature of your favorite toy or video game.
  15. Ask for every 5th thing you see on the shelf at the grocery store.
  16. Cough in the mixing bowl while mom is making dinner.
  17. Ask for a drink of milk and then leave it on the counter for mom to find a couple hours later.
  18. Make sure you ask for mom every time you need something. Dad will NOT do.
  19. Sleep in every morning except Saturday and Sunday.
  20. Smile like a chipmunk every time the camera comes out.
  21. Track mud in the house after she has just finished vacuuming.
  22. Ask her to explain the meaning of every word you don’t know.
  23. Ask her why.
  24. Change your clothes at least 3 times a day.
  25. Say everything in a high pitched, baby voice.

Not that I have experience with any of these things…..

Did you ever annoy your mom when you were a kid?

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I became a mom in 1996, and in 2005 I had my fifth. Yes, 5 kids. In 2007, this blog was born (my 6th baby that will never grow up) and I've been sharing recipes, photography tricks, parenting tips, and everything in between. (Formerly Better in Bulk)

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  6. 26. Ask for your “favroite dinner” and then decide, after the first taste, that you don’t like it anymore

    GREAT list. Probably one of my favorite posts. Ever.

  15. Ha! Yes, I snuck into your house and installed a video camera. I can turn on the monitor and see what your kids are doing anytime I want to….You know, when it’s too quiet around my house of 5 kids. ;)

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