This post is sponsored by Kellogg’s but all opinions and funny kid stories are my own.
Have you ever had one of those conversations with your kids? As a mom of five kids, I spent many years pregnant, and I can guarantee there were many awkward – and often hilarious – funny kid conversations…about babies – where they came from, why they drink milk from mommy’s breasts (how does the milk get in there, anyway?!), and so, so much more.
Being a mom can be very interesting sometimes.
Your water bottle broke?
Shortly after I came home from the hospital with my newborn baby boy (child #3), I was searching under my bed for the water bottle I always kept nearby while I slept. I found the water bottle and was carrying it downstairs to clean when my then-four-year-old daughter caught sight of it.
“I thought you said your water bottle broke, Mommy.”
“Not that I know of. Why did you think my water bottle was broken?”
“Because, Mommy, you SAID your water bottle broke and that’s why you had to go to the hospital. Remember?”
And then it all made sense. I had to explain to my little 4 year old that the “water” that broke was something very different….and it was definitely a little hard for her to digest.
Have your kids ever watched your beauty routine with a bewildered look on their faces? I love the way this little girl watches her mom pluck her eye brows. Yes, eye brow plucking is another one of those difficult-to-digest mom practices. Sometimes I don’t understand it either…
Some things, like how the baby ended up in your belly, are hard for kids to digest. But Rice Krispies® cereal is easy to digest. That’s because it’s made of rice, which moms know is gentle on little tummies.
Don’t you love foods that are easy to digest? it makes this mom things just a little bit simpler. Check out the hashtag #easytodigest on Twitter for more laughs and ideas.
Do you have any funny kid conversations? Share them with me in the comments below!
© 2013, Food Fun Family. All rights reserved.