Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is perverse as legislature….
So people who go to bed to sleep
Must count French premiers or sheep,
And people who ought to arise from bed
Yawn and go back to sleep instead.
~Ogden Nash, Read This Vibrant Exposé
(I LOVE Ogden Nash!)
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it’s time to get up. ~Author Unknown
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. ~Leo J. Burke
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book. ~Irish Proverb
No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. ~Carrie Snow
If a man had as many ideas during the day as he does when he has insomnia, he’d make a fortune. ~Griff Niblack
O bed! O bed! delicious bed!
That heaven upon earth to the weary head.
~Thomas Hood, Miss Kilmansegg – Her Dream
People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown
There is no snooze button on a cat (or a child!) who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
I am taking a nap today. You can quote me on that.
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