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Dear You Guys

Saturday, October 2, 2010 by Lolli 3 Comments

I had so much fun with my first Dear You Guys meme last week, that I have been planning all week to do it again. This week was all about strange Non-Words, stink bugs, celebrity husbands, and $5000 avocados (speaking of which….Have you voted for me today?? Remember….$5000 is at stake here!)

All the text below are exact sentences taken from your comments.
This is all you guys, and not me.
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Dear You Guys

Dear you guys,

Look at you on a baseball card! Lucky, LUCKY you. Maybe I should take a lesson in the “Life is full of the unexpected” and surprise everyone in my life by re-inventing myself. Today is the perfect day to test this out.

My boss can’t get me a paragraph written before FRIDAY!  I know he is busy, but it still is stinky. We were actually having a conversation at work today about “stinking” and a bunch of us agreed that if someone is a meany, it’s way more insulating to say “You stink” then any other expletive. I usually have my mind sprog (I sprogged four miles today!) when my boss comes around. Well, more so when he had more hair, LOL. Between that and filling my day with nonversation among coworkers… I really over use whinese for adults. I am usually too busy wurfing the internet. Good thing I have FIVE email addresses!!

I’ve been told that I look like Dido. I *may* see a resemblance in that… but now I’m wishing I had her life. Or her voice. Well, maybe both. She is constantly forgetting this.  One day I heard the manager yell at her about it. I fear if she doesn’t get start protecting those smushables, she will end up losing her job and having to be a peppier at the Olive Garden. I just want to cry – so when people try that with me, I just walk away (well, I want to).

Now can somebody tell my kids that I’ve gone to bed with a book and they are on their own for dinner?? Hey, I would be begging if only $500 was involved. My cat is right here, so we are going to vote. Sick dogs, throwing up all over the kitchen. That stinks too. Besides dirty bathrooms, I’ll add: dirty every room. Sigh. Not anything to sneeze at.

I hope that you avoid the paparazzi all around town. And I thought I was nuts….You could really play this one up on the street…LOL And I promise if I do this I won’t be stalker-like.

Have a great weekend,

Lolli

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I became a mom in 1996, and in 2005 I had my fifth. Yes, 5 kids. In 2007, this blog was born (my 6th baby that will never grow up) and I've been sharing recipes, photography tricks, parenting tips, and everything in between. (Formerly Better in Bulk)

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  1. liz says

    Monday, October 4, 2010 at 10:19 am

    stinkiness and sprogging? two of life’s finer pleasures. :)

    thanks so much for linking up! i don’t think i’d want to spend my life as an olive garden peppier either. is that the official job title?

  2. Julie says

    Saturday, October 2, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Love it! This is such a fun thing to do — I just wish that I had time to do it this weekend!! Maybe I’ll do it on Monday and “pretend” it was the weekend still. ;-)

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